bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom, via fl0ssyy)

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.

Anthony Hopkins (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: kjdnvgaksjnd, via fl0ssyy)

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

(via heliolisk)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via zackisontumblr)

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh, via fl0ssyy)

beautylivesinsilentseclusion:

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

you look like JDs brother after Elliot breaks up with him..lol

beautylivesinsilentseclusion:

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

you look like JDs brother after Elliot breaks up with him..
lol

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via beautylivesinsilentseclusion)

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(Source: deathreats, via oh-the-humanity1977)

koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

(Source: koalatea, via oh-the-humanity1977)

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower